<3 my custom converse CK, the boy bestie asked me at the Greek when we were there for Band of Horses with my bro and Miss Brit Brit how exactly a guy should tell me he liked me in a way i wouldn’t reject or decide disqualified a potential suitor for consideration as such. It’s […]
Everyone in this town has an agent
When the boy-bestie told me he had an agent (and one that he was having dinner with no less) 3 months earlier he said i couldn’t laugh. I told him it was too late, there was diet Dr Pepper coming out my nose already. This from the guy who doesn’t trust agents outside of the […]
EPIC FAIL: Saving Jazz ’09
1 year later… I just came across this in my filed messages. Wondering why Jazz is in such dire peril these days? I’m sorry to say it’s all my fault. I blame West Indian Girl’s awesomeness, yachting of course and San Diego’s Street Scene summer music fest. See below for a better explanation. PS: As […]
Talk Nerdy to Me, Baby
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 6:30 PM Subject: Assistants Attending Comic-Con Here is an email list of all the assistants who are going to be at Comic-Con in San Diego this upcoming weekend. I thought this would make it easier to coordinate if necessary. Have a great time! From: Ses Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 […]
1369 Free MP3s from EMI, several of which do not at all suck.
Speaks for itself. Tragically most links are long disabled now. From: Assistant To: Ses Sent: Monday, June 21, 2010 4:21 PM Subject: RE: 1369 Free MP3s from EMI, several of which do not at all suck. xox – thx for enabling me to ‘rawk the eff on’ so damned well Ses. 🙂 From: Ses To: […]
Warrior Maiden is My Middle Name
After the below true multi-person email exchange i kinda feel like i just won a war medal. ____________________________ From: Abusive Requester To: Ses Subject: BAND Do you know who their manager is? I know you don’t rep. From: Ses To: BANDSTARs mgmt Subject: FW: BAND Hey if Abusive Requester(“AR”)’s office reaches out to you […]
Mother’s Day MMX
Surprised Momma with these city of angels flowers on her desert doorstep: From: Sesaluna Sent: Friday, May 07, 2010 6:16 PM To: DavesFlowers Subject: Mothers Day I like these pink tulips for my mom, with the changes we discussed please: dainty pink bow detail over the larger ribbon, colorful, highly polished ‘glassy’ rock, the cool […]
Cheaters Corollary
Tonight, via text, email & voice mail i learned something new: that if he did it to you, he will eagerly (try to) do it with you. I never imagined the ‘if he does it with you, he’ll do it to you’ rule had a corollary, though i’m not all that surprised. So now i […]
*38 (efF-U)
Coming Soon: Replacing *86 w/ the Cee-Lo inspired *38 aka *FU: From: AEG To: Goldenvoice Cc: Ses Sent: Thursday, April 15, 2010 2:40 PM Subject: Last Minute Coachella Request Goldenvoice: [Ses’] BossMan would like to obtain 3 tickets for CELEB to attend Sunday’s festival. Can you please let Ses know what you can/can’t do? Thx. […]
i bowl for the children
The most double-plus-fun email exchange from yesterday:
They called me Lucy
Bret MacKenzie from Flight of the Conchords stalked me a little bit last year (2009). OK, maybe not, but hear me out: for the 1st 2 months of 2009, he showed up at every show i went to, and every after party. Not just music, comedy shows, too. Then this came out. I’ve had an original Peanuts […]
Breakups Suck
Exactly: i said it. Wird, Bird. From: Ses To: CK Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:45 PM Subject: FW: Saturday Party… *sigh…. breakups suck. From: XY Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:44 PM Subject: RE: Saturday Party… Hey, if you’re into Crystal Castles at all, you should come to Echoplex on Monday. From: Ses To: […]
Love FAIL
Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, no matter how strong your shared penchant for Gui Borrato remixes. From: Ses To: XY Sent: Fr, 04/09/10 4:10PM oh right! you guys thought I was canadian? im from palm springs. did you like how I called playoffs this year last july and it worked? hockey and music? […]
Love WIN?
Email Chain Love Win?!?! My heart skipped a beat, i jumped in my seat, i even squeaked. From: XY To: Assistants Subject: Saturday Party… Hey Everybody, I am throwing a house warming party at my new pad, lots of space, awesome location, a block south of Sunset Strip in Weho. Parking passes will be available […]
HOW BAD IS IT IF I….
An email to the notorious CK from yours truly. BTW – the mole was fine, had just been irritated. The LA Kings center is Jarret Stoll, for the hockey-impaired.
Told You So
Kings Cup
Love & Death
SONJA Love is everything, Boris. I want to meet some man and scale the heights of passion. Some man who embodies the three great aspects of love: intellectual, spiritual and sensual. BORIS Well, there’s not too many of us around, but it can be done. SONJA So many women settle cheaply. BORIS […]
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“Apple Buys EMI” – Lefsetz’s April Fools Day Prank on the Entire Music Industry My sides still hurt from laughing all morning; Read on & enjoy: —–Original Message—– From: Bob Lefsetz Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2010 1:11 AM To: Sesaluna Subject: Apple Buys EMI And the Beatles join the iTunes Store just in time for […]
Think Happy Thoughts…
From: Ses To: CK Sent: Tue, Mar 30, 2010 2:22 PM Subject: Think Happy Thoughts… 158 minutes till the puck drops in Nashville. What happened tonight? Oh yes, our boys bagged a stellar WIN! In other words: we clapped hard enough, & so Tink lived. Me and my happy thoughts nonsense worked like a charm.
Quick, etc
All in a days work.. I got a ton accomplished that day at the 9-5 too. Really! From: Ses To: CK Sent: Monday, March 29, 2010 12:38 PM Subject: Quick, etc Today on a Kings blog: ‘Shortly, the Kings will announce that goalie Jonathan Bernier has been called up from Manchester of the AHL. Bernier […]
Music Asst FAIL
FYI freebird-violator: all the nepotism in the world won’t pardon not knowing that freebird is a once in a blue moon cameo on your work playlist anywhere in the music industry. Covering with your band on open mic night or blasting in your car is fine, but don’t do it on the job where some […]
Cookies and Milk
Just so you know that I am eating, mom.
St Paddy’s Playoff Exchange 2010
You’ll need to read this chain in reverse b/c it just works better that way and that’s how it’s posted, dear blog… Pink is me, Ses emailing the Boy-Bestie, CK & Blue is the Boy-Bestie CK emailing me, Ses. _________ From: Ses To: CK Sent: Wed, March 17, 2010 4:52 PM OMG! IKR*?!?! Ugh, I’m so […]
Ides of March Exchange
frakin’ ides! Read from the top down. I’d basically behave like a wild dog, foregoing all tact and diplomacy when dealing with unwanted affections if not for the influence of the boy-bestie. —– Original Message —– From: Ses To: CK Sent: Mon, March 15 6:21 PM Subject: Can U Shoot Me Please No, but really, […]