My job means dealing puns of damage daily – here’s one such example. You know how email chains work – start at the bottom and read up. ———- Forwarded message ———- Date: Sat, Nov 14, 2015 at 1:26 PM I think we may have reached the point of no return /TMM On Nov 14, 2015 […]
Too Many Gits?
Are your loved ones constantly complaining you have too many guitars? Do you not want to take the rather suspect word of someone who doesn’t even own one? We don’t blame you. Fortunately, thanks to the good data scientists at GuitarSquid, you don’t have to. Simply follow the handy flow chart below to determine whether […]
Social Meteor’s Top 10 Tweets: #breakuptexts
Lookit this!! Even celeb funnypeoples with a paid professional writing staff wish they were as meme-able as my off the cuff tweet when #breakuptexts was trending. I was ranked #8, but in my journalistic, and therefore 100% objective opinion, mine is clearly the runner up to @PageMoney‘s third-ranked yet obviously best take. See for yourself: […]
Cookies and Milk
Just so you know that I am eating, mom.