… but the difficulty it seems, per the helpful graph below, is less of a deterrent for would-be heart-breakers from late February through mid-March and between mid-November and mid-December. It looks to me like the only real ‘safe zone’ is now, July 21st through October so enjoy it while it lasts, couples, because apparently “Spring […]
Social Meteor’s Top 10 Tweets: #breakuptexts
Lookit this!! Even celeb funnypeoples with a paid professional writing staff wish they were as meme-able as my off the cuff tweet when #breakuptexts was trending. I was ranked #8, but in my journalistic, and therefore 100% objective opinion, mine is clearly the runner up to @PageMoney‘s third-ranked yet obviously best take. See for yourself: […]
high kicks & high hopes
Come and join me at the LA Book Premiere of my amazing new friend, blogess-idol of ‘high kicks & high hopes’, and all around imperfectly perfect IT gurl, Keltie Colleen!! (psst! Jase-Jase: if you’ve already returned to LA, you HAVE TO come with me. We can introduce you to the inimitable Keltie, who will soon […]
Cheaters Corollary
Tonight, via text, email & voice mail i learned something new: that if he did it to you, he will eagerly (try to) do it with you. I never imagined the ‘if he does it with you, he’ll do it to you’ rule had a corollary, though i’m not all that surprised. So now i […]
the ‘Breakup by Mixtape’ playlist
High Fidelity – Side A(n exposition of sorts to a kinda-love story) -Hi, ¡¿Fidelity?! – Side B(reaking up is actually much easier to do than most 1950s teen pop songs insist)
Breakups Suck
Exactly: i said it. Wird, Bird. From: Ses To: CK Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:45 PM Subject: FW: Saturday Party… *sigh…. breakups suck. From: XY Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:44 PM Subject: RE: Saturday Party… Hey, if you’re into Crystal Castles at all, you should come to Echoplex on Monday. From: Ses To: […]
Ides of March Exchange
frakin’ ides! Read from the top down. I’d basically behave like a wild dog, foregoing all tact and diplomacy when dealing with unwanted affections if not for the influence of the boy-bestie. —– Original Message —– From: Ses To: CK Sent: Mon, March 15 6:21 PM Subject: Can U Shoot Me Please No, but really, […]
A Note On Broadway & Breakups
Standard formula from stage and screen: 1. boy meets/gets girl 2. boy LOSES girl 3. boy gets girl back* *Notes for real life: a. meaning: boy ‘WINS (or earns) her affections back’, not boy ‘exacts calculated revenge on girl’. b. this step is entirely at the girl’s discretion and there is no guarantee, so do […]
a blog is born
Maybe I could actually solve the problem of the sexes. Moreover, I have the most uber awesome music in my pockets as well as 5c psychiatric help and 25c insights galore, all of which NEEDS to be shared, plus I could use the extra change. & so: A Blog is Born.