Every now and again it can be fun to have relatives that may or may not be government spooks. For those of you whose family members are not in the US intelligence community, the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency) is like the CIA but its 100% military, which the CIA is not. Common misconception.

Scam-spam really, REALLY annoys me. But i’ve vented now, so all better.

On Jul 3, 2011, at 5:40PM PDT, Garry Simpson wrote:

Hello,

My name is Garry Simpson, I am a 48 year old US citizen, I reside here in New York. My residential address is as follows 10. West 246th Street New York, NY 10471. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation to Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $50,000 trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel to Washington D.C with all of my compensation documents, and I was directed by the FBI Director to contact Special Agent William D Chase, who is a Special Agent of the FBI that leads the Compensation Department, working with the Nigerian Government. I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through email are frauds.

He directed me to the Claims Department for my capitalized payment. Right now I am the happiest man on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1 Million US Dollars.

Special Agent William D Chase, showed me the full information of some others that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, This is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people as they are not in possession of your funds, and they are only making money off you. I will advise you to contact Special Agent William D Chase.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.
(FBI Claims Department)
Name : Special Agent William D Chase
Email: chasewilly@mail.kz

You really have to stop dealing with these people that are contacting you and telling you that your funds are with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Special Agent William D Chase was just $190 for the paper works, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Special Agent William D Chase so that he can help you to deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Garry Simpson
10. West 246th Street
New York, NY 10471

On Jul 3, 2011, at 10:01PM PDT, sesaluna wrote:

hey thanks! your email has been sent to the DIA, NSA, CIA and real FBI. My uncle is one of the NSA directors (but really) and he is really looking forward to chatting with you about my alleged involvement in helping Nigeria when I was a minor child in pigtails and about these nutty FBI agents whose email addys are based out of a foreign country – super-neato!! Hope you have a good time with all the fun you’ve brought upon yourself! Bless.

Cheers!!
xo, ses