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From: Charity Director   To: Assistants
Sent: Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:42 AM
Subject: Volunteer Days!

Agency Assistant Volunteer Days are coming up – please join us!
We have two weekend opportunities to sign up for this month.  Details below:

From: Ses   To: Charity Director
RE: Volunteer Days! @ 6:43 PM

I’m yer girl for bowling w/ the kiddos…
Oh! I will need a really pretty colored ball or my game will suck.

From: Charity Director   To: Ses
RE: Volunteer Days! @ 6:44 PM

Hell yeah you are.  Here is a picture of last year’s selection:

I’ll try to hold the princess ball for you.

From: Ses   To: Charity Director
RE: Volunteer Days! @ 6:45 PM

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