Lookit this!! Even celeb funnypeoples with a paid professional writing staff wish they were as meme-able as my off the cuff tweet when #breakuptexts was trending. I was ranked #8, but in my journalistic, and therefore 100% objective opinion, mine is clearly the runner up to @PageMoney‘s third-ranked yet obviously best take. See for yourself:
Ten Top Tweets: Breaking up is hard to do… by text message
March 4, 2011 By Troy Janisch
What is the worst way to break up with someone? By text message. This edition of 10 Top Tweets explores the best txt-based break-up messages. 10 Top Tweets is a weekly compilation based on a Twitter Meme — trends, activities or sayings associated with Twitter. In this case: #breakuptexts. One of the most popular Twitter Memes is Follow Friday (#ff or #followfriday), which invites all users to suggests other Twitter users to follow, each Friday.
10 Top Tweets: Breaking Up by Text Message
10. this is ‘that’ text
-@biwotkibet (Thomas Adler)
9. You make Charlie Sheen look sane so it’s OVER
-@BLACKINTELLECTS (John Lott)
8. i’m not saying it isn’t a healthy relationship, i’m saying i can’t stand you.
–@sesaluna (that’s ME)
7. my wife found out about us.
–@Lilstevieyadig (Steven McKay)
6. welcome to dumpsville. population – you!
-@hannaho92 (Hannah O’Donnell)
5. Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about 
it, have a great life…
-@MariamDainty (Mariam Dainty)
4. Dear subscriber, your account has been terminated.
-@DannySavvy (Daniel H.D. Gunn)
3. Your mother and i are expecting your brother.
-@PageMoney (Page Money)
2. U Unfollowed me on Twitter… now imma unfollow u in Real Life.
-@Blaqqchyld: (Imanuel falase)
1. Facebook Friend Request was ignored
–@davechappelle (Dave Chappelle)
Troy Janisch, Publisher of Social Meteor, is a digital marketing professional and social media beatnik. He is a contributor to SmartBrief on Social Media. Troy leads the social media team at American Family Insurance, but don’t let that scare you. He rarely talks about insurance in mixed company [grin]. Like a good social media program, SocialMeteor.com is all about content. It’s not a consulting company or marketing agency.