Red-Handed

 
 

A playlist to aid you amid total mission failure and/or scrubbing your hands clean.

Look, I don’t even like all the songs on this list, but that doesn’t exactly matter, my like or dislike of a song has nada to do with the song’s apropos for your got-caught-aftermath. So check it out – it may help. Just like the titanic, i’ll keep playing my fiddle as Rome burns… won’t you join me?

Don’t reply, I don’t wanna know you anymore, just hit play. Yes even listen to the songs that are insufferable, i chose them for you.

PS: 3 songs from this playlist are MIA ’cause Spotify ain’t cool enough to have ’em:

1. Goon – Green Peppers
2. Fenway – New Status Quo
3. Rosie Tucker – Man