7/19/16 – A playlist to aid you amid total mission failure and/or scrubbing your hands clean.

Look, I don’t even like all the songs on this list, but that doesn’t exactly matter, my like or dislike of a song has nada to do with the song being apropos for your got-caught aftermath. So check it out – it may help. Just like the titanic, i’ll keep playing my fiddle as Rome burns… join me? Oh, right.

Don’t reply, just press play and listen hard cause there will be a test at the end. Make sure you hear every track, start to finish, even if it’s insufferable, these were chosen just for you.

PS: 3 songs from this playlist are MIA ’cause Spotify ain’t cool enough to have ’em:

          1. Goon – Green Peppers
          2. Fenway – New Status Quo
          3. Rosie Tucker – Man