I don’t know if you’ve seen this yet but it would seem that word of my “I BLAME BONO” and “BLAME IT ON BONO” tees has reached Bono himself…  Naturally, the rock-star is so distressed by this news that he’s trying everything he can think of to get back into my good graces, including attempts to associate himself with ice hockey, my favorite sport, via silly publicity stunts while on tour in Canada. Read On:

Bono Hitchhikes With Hockey Player

*sigh…. Poor lad doesn’t stand a chance at this rate. Someone ought to spare him any further embarrassment and tell him these desperate and transparent antics don’t have a hope of swaying me….  i’m a Kings fan.

To blame Bono yourself: