Part of the Song a Day project:

Jonathan Mann — “The Charlie Sheen Quotes Song”

What: Singer/songwriter Jonathan Mann goes Jon Brion and creates a jangly and highly entertaining guitar pop tune solely from Charlie Sheen quotes. Bonus Points for writing a song more melodic and catchy than 95% of this genre. No points deducted — this is actually really impressive.
Record: 9/10 wins. This song is pretty winning.