Cheaters Corollary

Tonight, via text, email & voice mail i learned something new: that if he did it to you, he will eagerly (try to) do it with you. I never imagined the ‘if he does it with you, he’ll do it to you’ rule had a corollary, though i’m not all that surprised. So now i […]

*38 (efF-U)

Coming Soon: Replacing *86 w/ the Cee-Lo inspired *38 aka *FU: From: AEG     To: Goldenvoice Cc: Ses Sent: Thursday, April 15, 2010 2:40 PM Subject: Last Minute Coachella Request Goldenvoice: [Ses’] BossMan would like to obtain 3 tickets for CELEB to attend Sunday’s festival. Can you please let Ses know what you can/can’t do? Thx. […]

They called me Lucy

Bret MacKenzie from Flight of the Conchords stalked me a little bit last year (2009). OK, maybe not, but hear me out: for the 1st 2 months of 2009, he showed up at every show i went to, and every after party. Not just music, comedy shows, too. Then this came out. I’ve had an original Peanuts […]

the ‘Breakup by Mixtape’ playlist

High Fidelity – Side A(n exposition of sorts to a kinda-love story) -Hi, ¡¿Fidelity?! – Side B(reaking up is actually much easier to do than most 1950s teen pop songs insist)  

Information Is Beautiful

I’m not vouching for the veracity of the below, but i must confess that, for my money, the 411 illustrated is indeed pretty tres belle.  From: Music Sent: Wednesday, April 12, 2010 8:29 AM To: Moxie Subject: Information Is Beautiful David McAndless of ‘Information Is Beautiful’ has published an interesting article detailing the royalty accrual […]

Breakups Suck

Exactly: i said it. Wird, Bird. From: Ses To: CK Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:45 PM Subject: FW: Saturday Party… *sigh…. breakups suck. From: XY Sent: Friday, April 09, 2010 4:44 PM Subject: RE: Saturday Party… Hey, if you’re into Crystal Castles at all, you should come to Echoplex on Monday. From: Ses To: […]


Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be, no matter how strong your shared penchant for Gui Borrato remixes. From: Ses   To: XY Sent: Fr, 04/09/10 4:10PM oh right! you guys thought I was canadian? im from palm springs. did you like how I called playoffs this year last july and it worked? hockey and music? […]

Love WIN?

Email Chain Love Win?!?! My heart skipped a beat, i jumped in my seat, i even squeaked. From: XY   To: Assistants Subject: Saturday Party… Hey Everybody, I am throwing a house warming party at my new pad, lots of space, awesome location, a block south of Sunset Strip in Weho. Parking passes will be available […]


An email to the notorious CK from yours truly. BTW – the mole was fine, had just been irritated. The LA Kings center is Jarret Stoll, for the hockey-impaired.